Throw back snap chat #caseofthemondays
Jay McInerney, Bright Lights, Big City
|—||― Anaïs Nin (via psych-quotes)|
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
|—||"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via swanjolras)|
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done